Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

If you can be inspirational and hilarious at the same time, you’re really on to something. The path to your success need not always be that mundane and boring. So, here we are bringing you a compilation of the best funny inspirational quotes which will help you to keep your spirits high while you work hard to achieve your goal. These funny inspirational quotes have been curated and compiled to motivate you while tickling some of your funny bones. Hope you enjoy these funny inspirational quotes.

Quotes are powerful resource tools in areas of personal growth, life issues, business, leadership and meditation, and from these quotes, you can occasionally draw inspiration, motivation and even hope. In addition, you can liven up your speeches, reports, presentations, blogs or use them as thoughtful words for your friends and loved ones. We are not the authors of these Funny Quotes but we try as much as possible to add the author’s name to quotes. The authors of these quotes are poets, famous authors, scientists, actors, philosophers, famous people and ordinary people etc …

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

“Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.” – Les Brown

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead 

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.” – Yogi Berra

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.” – Unknown

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

“I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

“A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” – Charles Gordy

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.” – Anais Nin

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

“When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.” – Walter Lippmann

 “What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

 “The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.” – W. Clement Stone

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.” – Dick Van Dyke

“Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’till it gets there.” – Josh Billings

“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

 “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.” – Groucho Marx

Life isn’t finding shelter in the storm. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.” – Sherrilyn Kenyon

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

“If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.” – Tom Hirshfield

“Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.” —John Wooden

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

 “Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.” – Martina Navratilova

 “Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.”– Unknown

“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain

“If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap.” – Glen Buck

“Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.” – Bernard Sahlins

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein

“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” – Bill Watterson

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.” – Terry Pratchett

“The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.” – Unknown

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“A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.” – Lucille Ball

 “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”- Unknown

“If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either.” – Leo Burnett

“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

 “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett

“See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly.” – George Harris

 “The best things in life are actually really expensive.” – Unknown

“The mind is like a clock that is constantly running down. It has to be wound up daily with good thoughts.” – Fulton J. Sheen

“Cause your facial expression to changesmile.” – Catherine Pulsifer

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”– Steven Wright

 “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite

“Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.” –Unknown

“Today’s opportunities erase yesterday’s failures.” – Gene Brown

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

“If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself.” – Irish Proverbs

“I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!”– Tom Lehrer

 “A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.”– Samuel Goldwyn

“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

“Trying is the first step toward failure.” – Homer Simpson

“It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!”– Steven Weinberg

 “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Marilyn Monroe

“You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.” – Solomon Schechter

“The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

“Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.” – Jason Love

“It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”– Ronald Reagan

“Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.”– Jeffree Star

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”– Ron White

“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”– Thomas Sowell

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high

“Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.” – Voltair

“I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.”– Samuel Goldwyn

“A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”– Denis Waitley

“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”– Dorothy Parker

“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”– Eleanor Roosevelt

 “Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.”– Enid Blyton

Top Funny Inspirational Quotes to keep your spirits high
 “Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”– Francois de La Rochefoucauld

“I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”– George Carlin

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.” – George Carlin

“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”– Henny Youngman

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”– James Thurber

“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”– Charles de Gaulle


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